Just a Little Fun...

Attention church members, here are 5 things we need to address before returning to our churches...

1. showing up late like church started early. Service has started at the same time since 1896.

2. giving 1 or 2 dollars and complaining about what the church is not doing.

3. You were asked to pray over the offering and instead God laid a song on your heart for you to sing. He is a God of order.

4. 2 minute funeral remarks should not turn into a 10 minute biography. Especially when the deceased has not seen you in several years.

5. Please do not ask me to touch or turn to my neighbor for the duration of this pandemic. Especially if they have been coughing throughout service.

Be sure to smile and have happy Friday. Add to this as you wish.